As I sit here on my computer, I find myself not working on the paper, project, other paper, other project I have due in the next week, but rather I find myself #twatting around on the internet.
(my urban dictionary definition of choice: #
twatting (verb): to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident....there are some interestinggg definitions..take a
look if you dare.
Onto my point....
As I sat here,# twatting around....I came across a most wonderful website. For all you other people #twatting around, or for you people who have actually been studious and just need a break...ENJOY:
1. The separation of weekday and weekend nights is non-existent.
2. You have to buy your own toilet paper (and you usually forget to, so instead you steal it from someone).
3. Facebook is the first tab you click on when you open your computer – every time you open your computer.
4. Beer pong is as important of a sport to you as baseball or football.
5.“Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.”
6. Caffeine is the drug of choice, followed by Adderall.
7. You collect quarters because street parking sucks and the meter people think they’re gods and write tickets excessively.
8. You and your roommates communicate via Facebook and text when you’re both home.
9. You’ve slept with more than one person that you shouldn’t have.
10. You’ve had an awkward pedestrian/biker experience and possibly have collided.
11. You have to ask other people what you did last night.
12. There are certain people in the bar that you have to hide from because of past experiences that you may or may not remember.
13. You go out so much bouncers stop IDing you.
14. You like to try to incorporate fancy words into everyday conversation (like “whilst” instead of “while”).
15. The best decorations in your dorm/apartment are empty bottles and the inserts of the Keystone 30 packs.
16. Speaking of 30′s, there’s always one in your fridge (at least) – in case you have company or just feel like a beer.
17. Acknowledging you have exams isn’t a big deal until the night before.
18. Food you can microwave is a staple of your diet.
19. Pajamas are almost as popular of a daily outfit choice as real clothes.
20. Clothes from last night are almost as popular of a daily outfit choice as clean clothes.
21. You recognize people for no other reason than Facebook photo stalking.
22. Day drinking and nice weather go hand-in-hand, but productivity and nice weather are polar opposites.
23. You always have that one person in class who asks a question every five minutes.
24. Naps are awesome.
25. Flip-flops are acceptable when it’s 55 degrees outside, even though you know your toes are cold.
26. Halloween isn’t just for kids anymore.
27. …Neither are birthday parties.
28. Waking up before noon is hard.
29. There’s a fourth meal in your diet: the after-drinking-on-your-way-home meal.
30. Your parents began texting just so they can get in touch with you on a more regular basis.
31. Graduation is a term of blasphemy.
32. Bar crawls are a senior year spring semester must-happen, regardless of how it’s going to screw up your life the next day.
33. Happy hour is the best way to catch up with friends and socialize.
34. You can’t find an open treadmill in the gym a week before spring break, but every other week they’re readily available for use.
35. You don’t take classes with professors who have bad ratings on
RateMyProfessor.com and are not ranked high in the chili peppers department.
36. You love to photo bomb people’s nights and be awkward around the people touring the campus.
37. Bruno Mars’ “The Lazy Song” was really written about your life.
HOW MANY OF THESE DESCRIBE YOUR COLLEGE LIFE??
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