#hashtags, hilarity, and hard hitting questions

#hashtags, hilarity, and hard hitting questions

Sunday, May 15, 2011

things we are thinking

justin bieber is tots ma gots the best person on the planet. his hair, his voice, his smile, his bball skillzzz, his rubiks cube skillzz...eat your heart out!

people on twitter- either you like it or you don't. decide.

morning hookups- yes or nooo???

hott pink bar crawl shirts.....#amazeballs.

scenario: a whole lotta dudes eating sushi and drinking beer...whats wrong with this picture? A: boys drink beer?

gries breskfast......we are going to destroy you. like we have our dignity.

airplane foood, whats the deal? We want youuu FO FREEE. like waffle fries.

jimmy johnsss vs. picklemans??

justin bieber....yes we are still thinking about him.

she**** being "desired by little boys"

pancakesssss. with chocolate chips or noo chocolate chips?

man love.   we respect it....is it the best love of all the loves?





ugly 13 year olds....were you one of them??

sara talken.....she says some fackkinn dumb shitt

jayden smith...not will smiths son, not the kid in Pursuit of Happiness, not the rapper in Never say Never....he is THEEE Karate expert.... eat your heart out jackie chan

the smith FAMILY in general......ADOPT US.... our names may not me extensions of your own ( Jada = Jayden. Will = Willow) but we are are willing to change ours.




alright...thats all we are thinking

#drunkblogging

love ya batches!
b and a

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

What's the Status on Stamos?!?!

OK...What is your favorite dinosaur...Velociraptor!
If you were a chick, who is the one guy you would sleep with?....#JOHNSTAMOS!
Did we just become best friends?!?! YEP. wanna go do karate in the garage? YEP.

hey favorite batchhess! its us. b and a. (shout out to Nora W.)
The latest hard hitting issue....is also the SLUmor of the day....#JOHNSTAMOS = Commencement speaker #winning
HAVEEEE MERCEEYYY! ; )


So what do we think about the issue? WE'RE FOR IT. Here are the top reasons why we believe Uncle Jesse, I mean John Stamos, would deliver the most inspiring of all the inspiring speeches:

1. Uncle Jesse, hottest uncle ever.
2. His greek name is Stamatopolus, he is basically a Greek god, we think his ranking has to be right under Zeus. Eat your heart out Hercules.
3. Tillie Toomey saw #JohnStamos on a plane once...he told her she was pretty.
4. He rocked wayfarers wayy before they were cool. #sorrrwerenotsorry Edward Cullen, you weren't the first.
6. In laws with Bob Saget- maybe he will come to Commencement too?!
7. Performed on stage with the Beach Boys when the Tanner family went to Hawaii...we also came across juicy information that he rocked the drums with them in the soundtrack to one of the greatest 90s- films."Problem Child" with John Ritter and Kosmo Kramer...TALENT.
8. Jessie and the Rippers- Remember this beautiful music video? It really brought tears to our eyes.
9. We would all be his "munchkins" #sorrrwerenotsorry #marykateashleyolsen.
10. "Watch the hair"- we better see his tots gorg locks at the commencement.
11. Rumor has it he is replacing Charlie Sheen on "Two and a Half Men"
12. He never ages- aka he is a Cullen (spoiler: vamps don't age).
13. He once got stuck in a tree, but thankfully Andy Milonakis saved him...Thank you Andy, without you, we would not be able to listen to the wise words of #JohnStamos .
14. Found on many creditable websites, mainly www.fanpop.com that "Stamos is an avid St. Louis University Billikens basketball fan. He is regularly seen at games at the Chaifetz arena in his SLU apparel."
15. We love #JohnStamos, and #JohnStamos loves us.
#AllisonStamos

#BridgetStamos


Question of the Day: Do you think this SLUmor is true? We sure hope it is!

See you at penniesss!

lovezzz and stamozzz,
-ba

Sunday, May 8, 2011

You know you're in college when...

As I sit here on my computer, I find myself not working on the paper, project, other paper, other project I have due in the next week, but rather I find myself #twatting around on the internet.

(my urban dictionary definition of choice: #twatting (verb): to spend  a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident....there are some interestinggg definitions..take a look if you dare.

Onto my point....
As I sat here,# twatting around....I came across a most wonderful website. For all you other people #twatting around, or for you people who have actually been studious and just need a break...ENJOY:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN COLLEGE WHEN... 

1. The separation of weekday and weekend nights is non-existent.
2. You have to buy your own toilet paper (and you usually forget to, so instead you steal it from someone).
3. Facebook is the first tab you click on when you open your computer – every time you open your computer.
4. Beer pong is as important of a sport to you as baseball or football.
5.“Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.”
6. Caffeine is the drug of choice, followed by Adderall.
7. You collect quarters because street parking sucks and the meter people think they’re gods and write tickets excessively.
8. You and your roommates communicate via Facebook and text when you’re both home.
9. You’ve slept with more than one person that you shouldn’t have.
10. You’ve had an awkward pedestrian/biker experience and possibly have collided.
11. You have to ask other people what you did last night.
12. There are certain people in the bar that you have to hide from because of past experiences that you may or may not remember.
13. You go out so much bouncers stop IDing you.
14. You like to try to incorporate fancy words into everyday conversation (like “whilst” instead of “while”).
15. The best decorations in your dorm/apartment are empty bottles and the inserts of the Keystone 30 packs.
16. Speaking of 30′s, there’s always one in your fridge (at least) – in case you have company or just feel like a beer.
17. Acknowledging you have exams isn’t a big deal until the night before.
18. Food you can microwave is a staple of your diet.
19. Pajamas are almost as popular of a daily outfit choice as real clothes.
20. Clothes from last night are almost as popular of a daily outfit choice as clean clothes.
21. You recognize people for no other reason than Facebook photo stalking.
22. Day drinking and nice weather go hand-in-hand, but productivity and nice weather are polar opposites.
23. You always have that one person in class who asks a question every five minutes.
24.  Naps are awesome.
25. Flip-flops are acceptable when it’s 55 degrees outside, even though you know your toes are cold.
26. Halloween isn’t just for kids anymore.
27. …Neither are birthday parties.
28. Waking up before noon is hard.
29. There’s a fourth meal in your diet: the after-drinking-on-your-way-home meal.
30. Your parents began texting just so they can get in touch with you on a more regular basis.
31. Graduation is a term of blasphemy.
32. Bar crawls are a senior year spring semester must-happen, regardless of how it’s going to screw up your life the next day.
33. Happy hour is the best way to catch up with friends and socialize.
34. You can’t find an open treadmill in the gym a week before spring break, but every other week they’re readily available for use.
35. You don’t take classes with professors who have bad ratings on RateMyProfessor.com and are not ranked high in the chili peppers department.
36. You love to photo bomb people’s nights and be awkward around the people touring the campus.
37. Bruno Mars’ “The Lazy Song” was really written about your life.

HOW MANY OF THESE DESCRIBE YOUR COLLEGE LIFE??

#a

Momz the word

In honor of #MothersDay- we would like to thank all the wonderful mother's out there...especially the following...


1. Roseanne Barr- You go Roseanne. Do you.
2. Mrs. Brady- How did you do it?
3. Mrs. Weasley- "Not my daughter, you bitch!"
4. Esme Cullen- can't stop, won't stop...being a mom (spoiler: vamps never diee)
5. Stifler's Mom- #MILF of the century
6. Mrs. McAllister - how could you? poor kevin.
7. Mrs. Doubtfire- Dude looks like a lady
8. Mrs. Potts- We will be your guest anytime!
9. Stacey's mom- she's got it going on (shout out to Claire O.)
10. Anyone who has ever been on teen mom- #props #rolemodels #WeBeatTeenPregnacy

AND OF COURSE the best mom's we could ever ask for!
#Teresa


#MaryBeth
LOVE YA MOMZ!
-ba

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Questionnn

heyyy franndzzzz!!

IMPORTANT QUESTION to contemplate while you are out drankinnn:

Bonnie Hunt.....or Helen Hunt ?!?! -shout to Michele L.





think about it.

love and shots.

boyz

HEY EVERYONE! its us again...b and a
So all of our friends decided to go to Fast Eddies today, but we really only had one thing on our mind: boyz. Not just any boys...these are our current obsessions. Their names are John Krasinski and Colin Egglesfield. Yes we went to see Something Borrowed. Its so good. See it. We give in an A-. The minus is because it left us with broken dreams and broken hearts. Johnny K plays the sarcastic, funny and sweet friend, and Colin plays the HOT strong, smart, silent type. Its not fair how hot and amazing these men are. Single ladies of the world, where do we find men like this? If you find them...let us know.

 Question of the day: which man is the one for you?

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