If you were a chick, who is the one guy you would sleep with?....#JOHNSTAMOS!
Did we just become best friends?!?! YEP. wanna go do karate in the garage? YEP.
hey favorite batchhess! its us. b and a. (shout out to Nora W.)
The latest hard hitting issue....is also the SLUmor of the day....#JOHNSTAMOS = Commencement speaker #winning
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| HAVEEEE MERCEEYYY! ; ) |
So what do we think about the issue? WE'RE FOR IT. Here are the top reasons why we believe Uncle Jesse, I mean John Stamos, would deliver the most inspiring of all the inspiring speeches:
1. Uncle Jesse, hottest uncle ever.
2. His greek name is Stamatopolus, he is basically a Greek god, we think his ranking has to be right under Zeus. Eat your heart out Hercules.
3. Tillie Toomey saw #JohnStamos on a plane once...he told her she was pretty.
4. He rocked wayfarers wayy before they were cool. #sorrrwerenotsorry Edward Cullen, you weren't the first.
6. In laws with Bob Saget- maybe he will come to Commencement too?!
7. Performed on stage with the Beach Boys when the Tanner family went to Hawaii...we also came across juicy information that he rocked the drums with them in the soundtrack to one of the greatest 90s- films."Problem Child" with John Ritter and Kosmo Kramer...TALENT.
8. Jessie and the Rippers- Remember this beautiful music video? It really brought tears to our eyes.
9. We would all be his "munchkins" #sorrrwerenotsorry #marykateashleyolsen.
10. "Watch the hair"- we better see his tots gorg locks at the commencement.
11. Rumor has it he is replacing Charlie Sheen on "Two and a Half Men"
12. He never ages- aka he is a Cullen (spoiler: vamps don't age).
13. He once got stuck in a tree, but thankfully Andy Milonakis saved him...Thank you Andy, without you, we would not be able to listen to the wise words of #JohnStamos .
14. Found on many creditable websites, mainly www.fanpop.com that "Stamos is an avid St. Louis University Billikens basketball fan. He is regularly seen at games at the Chaifetz arena in his SLU apparel."
15. We love #JohnStamos, and #JohnStamos loves us.
#AllisonStamos
#BridgetStamos
Question of the Day: Do you think this SLUmor is true? We sure hope it is!
See you at penniesss!
lovezzz and stamozzz,
-ba
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